An Email
Dear Ball Fans:
Just an early note to let you know that the Boston Red Sox will be the visitors for this year’s Blue Jay opener on Monday evening, April 9, 2012 at 7:07 pm.
Despite unprecedented demand for the Blue Jay Opener this year, Tom has managed to secure a block of tickets much closer to home plate, in Section 128, rows 13 to 16.
However, these excellent seats come with an increased price - $72. This should not discourage the true baseball fan. We have also ordered a few extra tickets this year.
In order to reserve your spot for the opener, send me an email and then send me a cheque for $72, payable to myself, as soon as possible. The cheque should be sent to:
Terry [Redacted], M9B 6J8
It is anticipated that the Attitude Adjustment Session will be at the Elephant and Castle (corner of King and Simcoe) starting at around 3:30 pm on April 9.
All the best.
Terry
So this is an email I just received from my uncle Terry. That little phrase “Attitude Adjustment Session”? Well this is what happens every year during the Blue Jays home opener:
• my uncle reminds everyone that the home opener is on x date
• he buys a bunch of tickets for the game
• 25 people show up at the Elephant and Castle around 2 (not 3:30) and then get piss wasted
• we later “attend a baseball game”
And of course, if any of you Toronto tumblrs want to join, give a shout.
